mistr3ss
Artist | Hobbyist | Other

United States

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I am:
• 28 years old, 29 in August (08/15).
• Female, married, bisexual.
• A raging bicycle enthusiast.
• A realism writer.
• Passionate about herbal tea.
• A really good cook.
• Scared of the dark.
• A nice guy.

I am not:
• Able to metabolize caffeine.
• Interested in anime solely because it's "slashy."
• A fan of internet spelling (it's "you," not "u").
• Tolerant of grammatical ignorance (it's =/= its).
• Overly concerned with others' OTPs.
• Your mom.

I like:
• Good characterization in any form of story-telling.
• Body hair on men and women.
• Long skirts and short necklaces.
• You.

I'm relatively inactive on dA these days because I find the community standards stifling, but I pop in every so often with a submission. If you want to find my active works, look for my worksafe deviantart account here: [link] and my very not worksafe y!gallery account here: [link] . I'm also occasionally active on my livejournal - [link] - and I get a bee in my bonnet and blog occasionally - [link]

I'm a nice guy and love to chat, so feel free to say hi if you'd like.

mistr3ssquickly.livejournal.com